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God has officially just shit on my life 
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IN ONE DAY, i have gotten two hours of sleep, broken my hand, dropped a 200 pound object on my foot and failed a class.

GOD SHITS ON ME

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Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:19 pm
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Jesus im sorry man. O

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Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:22 pm
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/facepalm

AND!! JUST TO RUB IT IN MY FACE!! IM GETTING GRAND THEFT AUTO 4 TONIGHT AND I ALREADY HAVE MARIO KART Wii AND I CANT PLAY EITHER OF THEM BECAUSE MY RIGHT HAND, WHICH IS MY DOMINANT HAND, IS BROKEN.
Im so fucking pissed off right now...and my sister is playing Mario Kart...i am so kicking her in the vagina

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Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:28 pm
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BAM! Right in the camel toe!

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Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:30 pm
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I'd name all the things i can't do now, but some are just kinda obvious *coughMASTURBATIONcough*

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Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:32 pm
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You have three alternatives to your dilemma: 1) get a gf 2) pillows work fine 3) I'm sure you could find a pretty liddle kitty.

Rofl

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Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:37 pm
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1) moving soon, gf wont work 2) wtf 3) WTF?!

haha lefty isnt as good as righty...

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Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:38 pm
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Meoooooowwww!!

Roflmfao

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Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:41 pm
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Rofl wafl rofl wafl

Ohhhhhh Jesus eye em hillarious!

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Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:45 pm
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Tomorrow had better be the best fucking day ever or i am going to be QUITE pissed

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